Should I forge my mom's signature?

On my midterm I got a 59.5% F in English because I didn't turn in two ignments. I have always gottne A's in my life and the other day when I brought home a B+ my parents yelled at me. I mean, wtf. Last year I got an F in a cl and I got in so much trouble. My mom always screams at me, and it is so annoying. I know forging is a crime and all but do you think I should? It has to be signed by Monday. Urghh. Help.