What are some funny things to text to my crush, and to make out conversations not so boring?

Try to change your answers a bit, and exaggerate whats happening to you, even if it's nothing - instead of 'nothing much' you could say 'lots of nothing', but it's better to make something up, e.g. 'my cat is farting on me but i am enjoying it' or anything really... 'my moms trying to throw out my old stuffed elephant, i'm heartbroken' - the key is to exaggerate your honesty. (Just one idea.)